Today’s Laffffffff……

The ‘high five’ Irish fun joke……Oldie but Goodie

A young Irishman goes into a Bar in Dublin.

He orders 3 pints of Guinness and sits down in

the back room-drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and

orders 3 more. The bartender remarks that the beers will

go flat – so he can pour one at a time for the young man

if he preferred. The Irishman replied that he has 2 other

brothers (one in USA the other in Australia) Im here in

Dublin and promised my brothers we would drink this

way to remember each other while were apart.

The bartender leaves him to his ritual.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the

pub and continues with his ritual……until one day!!!!!!

He orders 2 pints. The others punters notice and fall silent.

The bartender doesn’t want to intrude on his privacy

but when he returns to buy the next round….

The bartender offers his condolences for the

great loss of one of his brothers.

The Irishman looks confused for a moment and then

slowly it dawns on him and he perks up with his reply.

Oh, No. He says, Everyone is fine…….

I’ve just quit drinking…….

Boom Boom…………….