The ‘high five’ Irish fun joke……Oldie but Goodie
A young Irishman goes into a Bar in Dublin.
He orders 3 pints of Guinness and sits down in
the back room-drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
orders 3 more. The bartender remarks that the beers will
go flat – so he can pour one at a time for the young man
if he preferred. The Irishman replied that he has 2 other
brothers (one in USA the other in Australia) Im here in
Dublin and promised my brothers we would drink this
way to remember each other while were apart.
The bartender leaves him to his ritual.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the
pub and continues with his ritual……until one day!!!!!!
He orders 2 pints. The others punters notice and fall silent.
The bartender doesn’t want to intrude on his privacy
but when he returns to buy the next round….
The bartender offers his condolences for the
great loss of one of his brothers.
The Irishman looks confused for a moment and then
slowly it dawns on him and he perks up with his reply.
Oh, No. He says, Everyone is fine…….
I’ve just quit drinking…….